Bert, aka Flossiepumpkin sent these. Thanks, Bert! I'm spreading the word, just like the email said to do!
EVER WONDER .
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
(Now that's a good question...)
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
3 comments:
LOL good ones....Sandi
yep yep yep
cause its called LIFE
its not SUPPOSED to make sense
or else what would we have to think about????
and doesnt the old saying go, I THINK therefore i AM???
i guess they "think" we'll cease to exist if everything made sense!
lizzzzzzzzzzzzza
....now I'm wondering! LOL!
Gem :-D
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