what men really say about women when they aren't around, you should park your car outside the nearest auto parts store and roll the window down. that's what i did last night - though it wasn't on purpose. i was waiting for The Hubby to do his shopping. there were three young men, probably in their early twenties huddled around a car, and they were having a very deep conversation. about women.
"my ex-wife," one of them was saying, "had to have her hair and nails done every friday. and every friday she had to have a brand new outfit to go out to the club on saturday. every friday!"
"ah, man, she was high maintenance! my woman was lucky to get a movie and popcorn on friday nights. see - you have to condition them to special occasions. no new outfits, no nail salon - no jewelry! they appreciate it more that way, and you won't be broke all the time. why did you and your old lady break up?"
"she was cheatin on me, man."
"uh huh, with the nails and outfit you paid for."
and it went on and on. see, i had been told that men just grunt every now and then when discussing the intricacies of the female psyche, but i see now that they are ganging up and trading tips. maybe they did learn something from us, after all.
by the way, the young man who paid for the nails proceeded to brag on his mother. now that's a nice young fella.
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if you live in a senior complex, go to the pool and listen to the old boys talking, its a favorite pastime of mine and the other GIRLS too. they talk only about their health problems and where to eat next!!!just like us GIRLS..roberta
Wouldn't it be fun to be a little mouse with big ears? Paula
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