Sunday, January 7, 2007

OWIE, OUCH, DOGGONE IT!

Good morning!  The last week has been a busy one, and I have considered changing the name of my blog to Life As An Empty-Nester. 

I went into the New Year making the adjustment - Christmas was too busy to notice much that there were no longer kids in the house - and so, by January 2, I was feeling kind of lost.  What do I do now?

And so, I did laundry.  Oddly enough, everything is clean...I washed dishes.  Oddly enough, there is not a mountain of them.  I cooked.  Oddly enough, Spike and You were very happy with the leftovers - a bounty they had never had before.

The couch is clear - no clothes draped all over it.  The counters are spotless, the fridge is clean, and yesterday, because there was little else to do, I engaged in some heavy duty cleaning.  It felt like spring, so...why the heck not.  I'm talking walls.  Baseboards.  And I know you find all this absolutely fascinating and I should just type on and on about the tiny details of my household adventures, but...you know what i found out...

1.  My son was a real slob when he lived here, and he had more clothing than the men's department at Belk's.

2.  I'm way out of shape.  There is not a muscle in my body that isn't screaming - you dumb broadaway!  you haven't used us since you left the Real Prison, and suddenly you jump into action.  You deserve to hurt!

Must be time to join a gym.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL! In that case I'll wish you a Happy New Rear! ;-)

Anonymous said...

I ENVY YOU, I HAVE HAD THE 'EMPTY NEST' FOR MANY YEARS NOW BUT.......MY HOUSE IS STILL A MESS, I HAVE LOADS OF DISHES AND LAUNDRY, UGGGGGGGGG.  I GUESS I AM THE SLOB OR..................MAYBE JUST TO BUSY TO KEEP HOUSE..............WHO KNOWS.......................STORMIE

Anonymous said...

You might just get to liking it and then someone may want to move back in. Paula

Anonymous said...

I sometimes think I'd give just about anything to have NO laundry, NO dishes, a house that doesn't constantly get messed up, etc.  But lately, I have to admit that I've been dreading the day that they leave home!  Andrew will be a Senior in high school next year, so it's getting closer.  At least your Empty Nest is a CLEAN empty nest! lol
Lori

Anonymous said...

Sounds like you adjusted just fine!  Now, it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labor!  Jae

Anonymous said...

DO IT MARA, I GO TO THE GYM 2X A WEEK, I GET IT FOR FREE FROM THE HUMANA HEALTH PLAN..THE INSTRUCTOR IS A GREAT GAL AND WE HAVE BETWEEN 20-30 PEOPLE IN THE CLASS.  IT IS REALLY GREAT. DO IT, DO IT. DO IT,,,,,, NOW....ROBERTA