Dairy and Cellulite

I just learned from Martha's blog that dairy causes cellulite.  This is not a good thing, what with yogurt being a favorite food.  Man.  I'm swiping her meme because it's a good opportunity to blog. Topics are hard to come by, lately.

Your best friend tells you she is pregnant.  What do you do? 

Congratulate her and start planning the baby shower.

 

When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?

 

I've never wanted to punch someone in the face. 

 

 

What is the last thing you spent money on?

 

Groceries

 

Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month?

Might have lost a couple of pounds.

 

Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?  

 

Puffy!  They have a good crunch AND they dissolve nicely in the mouth.

 

Congratulations! You just had a son. What's his name? 

 

Wow, that didn't hurt a bit.  If I had another son, his name would be Christopher Garrett

And if it was a girl, she would be

 

Cameron Britt.  I actually suggested that name to my daughter for her baby.

What are you craving right now? 

Iced tea.

 

What was the last thing you cried about?

Leaving the hospital on my last day.  In the last few minutes there, I choked a little.

 

When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it? 

I usually keep it unless they have a little "need a penny, take one - have an extra, leave one" bowl.

 

What color is your tissue box?

 

Mauve!

 

Do you have a ceiling fan in your room, and if so, is there dust on that fan?

No ceiling fan in here!  Perhaps when I move, I'll put a ceiling fan in the new bedroom. And try to remember to dust it.

 

Scariest thing you've experienced in the last year?

My mother's and father's hospitalizations.

 

Have you ever had a garage sale?

Once - it's a lot of work, but I need to have another one.

 

What color is your iPod? 

Don't have one. Don't want one.

 

 

What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?

Blackberry merlot - that was probably two years ago.

 

Are you happy right now?  

I'm content.  No complaints.

 

Who came over last? 

My daughter, today.  She's here for a week!

Do you drink beer?

 

Nope - beer makes me mean. 

 

Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted? 

 

No, they claim me as one of them, for some odd reason.

 

What is your favorite key on your key chain?

The key to my car, Zelda.

 

What was the last movie you watched at home?

Across the Universe

 

What is in your pocket?

Three peppermint candies.

 

Where do you hurt?

 

Chest. 

 

 

Has someone ever made you a Build-A-Bear? 

No, don't know what that is.

 

What's something fun you did today?

Ahh..drove to Durham, picked up the daughter, had lunch on the way back, shopped for groceries, played with the baby, visited mom and dad, made a cherry cream cheese pie for dessert and played in the rain. 

What is your favorite aisle at Wal-Mart?

The shoe aisle!

 

When is your birthday? 

October 23

 

 

Is there anything hanging from your rear view mirror? 

An air freshener that looks like a candle and smells like cinnamon.

 

What kind of milk do you drink? 

Fat free

 

What is something you need to go shopping for? 

 

Clothes.